Tree Trunks

What the hell is going on today? I got on the sationary bike and it was like someone switched my chain lubriation to peanutbutter or some sh*t... My legs were just burnin from the get go. I tried some easy listening...no good. Went to hip hop... didn't cut it. Tried some classic rock... felt like I was in highschool again doing a ride with a flannel and jeans on! Nothin' worked. Just grinded the time out and let me mind drift. Can't wait until it's nice enough to get off the trainer and out on the road (on the road again, I can't wait to get...I know, enough willie)